Comments on: The damn food-stealer http://thefreshcracker.wordpress.com/2008/05/12/the-damn-food-stealer/ I swear I'm not making this up Tue, 10 Mar 2009 18:19:38 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: romi41 http://thefreshcracker.wordpress.com/2008/05/12/the-damn-food-stealer/#comment-969 romi41 Thu, 15 May 2008 23:29:05 +0000 http://thefreshcracker.wordpress.com/?p=154#comment-969 OMG to the MANDALS!!! I love that term, as it evokes the same distaste I have towards "manpris" (men who wear capris...GAAH!) OMG to the MANDALS!!! I love that term, as it evokes the same distaste I have towards “manpris” (men who wear capris…GAAH!)

]]> By: thefreshcracker http://thefreshcracker.wordpress.com/2008/05/12/the-damn-food-stealer/#comment-960 thefreshcracker Tue, 13 May 2008 17:14:06 +0000 http://thefreshcracker.wordpress.com/?p=154#comment-960 Romi: I'm almost certain that I would face the same result were I to include a change cup, so I've started hiding my food beneath plastic bags draped on top. No one wants to steal plastic bags. Also, I share the same foot dogma as you: NO MANDALS! Muse: I might have to either grow out my nails or begin eating all snacks with utensils because getting violent is seriously looking like the only option for me to actually keep my own food. Red: You're right; the damn food-stealer already knows I'm one of the "poops at work" folks, so that would fit excellently into a keep-my-damn-food plan. Bronson: You are giving me ideas. Some would call them BAD ideas, but I say that anything that keeps the damn food-stealers at bay is an A-OK plan. Romi: I’m almost certain that I would face the same result were I to include a change cup, so I’ve started hiding my food beneath plastic bags draped on top. No one wants to steal plastic bags. Also, I share the same foot dogma as you: NO MANDALS!

Muse: I might have to either grow out my nails or begin eating all snacks with utensils because getting violent is seriously looking like the only option for me to actually keep my own food.

Red: You’re right; the damn food-stealer already knows I’m one of the “poops at work” folks, so that would fit excellently into a keep-my-damn-food plan.

Bronson: You are giving me ideas. Some would call them BAD ideas, but I say that anything that keeps the damn food-stealers at bay is an A-OK plan.

]]> By: bronsonfive http://thefreshcracker.wordpress.com/2008/05/12/the-damn-food-stealer/#comment-959 bronsonfive Tue, 13 May 2008 14:26:45 +0000 http://thefreshcracker.wordpress.com/?p=154#comment-959 Fucking office food stealers! I used to have that problem at my old office but I did something awesome to catch said thief... I made some tuna one weekend, then left it out to bake in the sun for an entire weekend. Then I put it in the work fridge on Monday morning. Tuesday, I walked into the office to see said thief dead on the floor with a half-eaten sandwich in their hand. It was hilarious. No one ever stole my food again. Fucking office food stealers! I used to have that problem at my old office but I did something awesome to catch said thief…

I made some tuna one weekend, then left it out to bake in the sun for an entire weekend. Then I put it in the work fridge on Monday morning. Tuesday, I walked into the office to see said thief dead on the floor with a half-eaten sandwich in their hand. It was hilarious.

No one ever stole my food again.

]]> By: Red http://thefreshcracker.wordpress.com/2008/05/12/the-damn-food-stealer/#comment-955 Red Tue, 13 May 2008 03:33:38 +0000 http://thefreshcracker.wordpress.com/?p=154#comment-955 "Because I know you don't care" hahhahaa! Are folks that clueless? Next time yall are "sharing" some snacks, you ought to nonchalantly say, "Damn! I forgot to wash my hands after taking my morning crap!" “Because I know you don’t care” hahhahaa! Are folks that clueless?

Next time yall are “sharing” some snacks, you ought to nonchalantly say, “Damn! I forgot to wash my hands after taking my morning crap!”

]]> By: jimsmuse http://thefreshcracker.wordpress.com/2008/05/12/the-damn-food-stealer/#comment-954 jimsmuse Tue, 13 May 2008 02:03:16 +0000 http://thefreshcracker.wordpress.com/?p=154#comment-954 I grew up in a family of four. Every night for dinner my mother made enough food for 7 people, but we all wanted seconds. The lesson? Learning to eat quick and develop the courage needed to stick actually stick your fork into someone's hand and "food-stealers" will learn to leave you alone. I grew up in a family of four. Every night for dinner my mother made enough food for 7 people, but we all wanted seconds.

The lesson? Learning to eat quick and develop the courage needed to stick actually stick your fork into someone’s hand and “food-stealers” will learn to leave you alone.

]]> By: romi41 http://thefreshcracker.wordpress.com/2008/05/12/the-damn-food-stealer/#comment-952 romi41 Tue, 13 May 2008 01:32:30 +0000 http://thefreshcracker.wordpress.com/?p=154#comment-952 In my old office I had started up a "candy drawer" (dominated by mini chocolate bars, sour keys, gummi bears, etc) and after it became popular and I began to get poor, I put in a "change cup", so people could have some candy and drop off some change, allowing me to replenish what had now become the "community candy drawer"...well a few weeks and a "cha-ching" of change later, my drawer was empty and I only had enough change to buy maybe one king-sized Snickers bar... moral of the story: people are filthy, mooching pigs, among other unpleasant qualities... *sigh* PS: I feel like I've seen you around wordpress somewhere (i.e. that avatar is memorable so I know I've seen it, haha), but anyhoo you crack me up ;-) In my old office I had started up a “candy drawer” (dominated by mini chocolate bars, sour keys, gummi bears, etc) and after it became popular and I began to get poor, I put in a “change cup”, so people could have some candy and drop off some change, allowing me to replenish what had now become the “community candy drawer”…well a few weeks and a “cha-ching” of change later, my drawer was empty and I only had enough change to buy maybe one king-sized Snickers bar…

moral of the story: people are filthy, mooching pigs, among other unpleasant qualities…

*sigh*

PS: I feel like I’ve seen you around wordpress somewhere (i.e. that avatar is memorable so I know I’ve seen it, haha), but anyhoo you crack me up ;-)

]]> By: thefreshcracker http://thefreshcracker.wordpress.com/2008/05/12/the-damn-food-stealer/#comment-951 thefreshcracker Tue, 13 May 2008 00:42:26 +0000 http://thefreshcracker.wordpress.com/?p=154#comment-951 I think your damn food-stealer [food-requester?] and my damn food-stealer need to get together and take turns snatching food from each other. I'd probably enjoy seeing that. I think your damn food-stealer [food-requester?] and my damn food-stealer need to get together and take turns snatching food from each other.

I’d probably enjoy seeing that.

]]> By: planetross http://thefreshcracker.wordpress.com/2008/05/12/the-damn-food-stealer/#comment-950 planetross Tue, 13 May 2008 00:33:21 +0000 http://thefreshcracker.wordpress.com/?p=154#comment-950 I have a friend who is a bit more subtle. When he sees someone eating something, he asks what it tastes like. 80% of the time the other person will give him a bite. His other favourite line is, "I've never tried that before, is it good?". I've seen him do this to someone eating chocolate chip cookies!! (they were foreigners though) I have a friend who is a bit more subtle. When he sees someone eating something, he asks what it tastes like. 80% of the time the other person will give him a bite.
His other favourite line is, “I’ve never tried that before, is it good?”. I’ve seen him do this to someone eating chocolate chip cookies!! (they were foreigners though)

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