Welcome, welcome.
You’ve stumbled upon the ramblings of a late-twenty-something klutz whose life is a series of interesting and mind-boggling events.
I have silly crushes on “old rock guys” like Mike Patton and Henry Rollins.
I collect skeleton keys and eat too much junk food.
I walk around cemeteries just to look.
I am a rabid bibliophile.
Sometimes, I feel like a combination of Ignatius Reilly and Holden Caulfield, except in female form.
I find a lot of merit in toilet humor and don’t mind talking about it. Same goes for anything Beavis and Butthead related.
People have said that I’m the most liberal Christian they’ve ever met. Hm. Probably.
I was a really cute kid, even though I kind of looked like an elf (see photo. siblings removed to prevent their embarassment.)
I like horror movies and buying new shoes.
I cuss a lot when I drive. A lot.
I take myself way less seriously than I used to and it’s made me exponentially happier.
I went from really thin to pretty fat and I think it’s kind of funny. (Even though the situation seems to now be reversing itself).
I haven’t had a boyfriend in ages and I’m surprisingly okay with that.
You wouldn’t believe the shit I encounter every day. And by “shit” I mean “random and amusing events”, because my life is anything but shitty.
Fasten your seatbelt.
August 1, 2007 at 11:00 pm
I, too, sell Lucky Dogs in my people shooting hat. We’re a rare breed.
September 27, 2007 at 8:34 pm
Nice blog. I like the image of the crackers. Very original. But where did you get skeleton keys? I can pick locks with lock picks but I have never seen a skeleton key.
September 28, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Thanks!
About the skeleton keys, I mainly get them from ebay. I’m not sure if the ones I have can actually unlock any lock, but they’re old-timey and nice to look at.
September 30, 2007 at 10:43 pm
Cool I will look on Ebay.
March 23, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Your blog is hilarious. And yes, Mike Patton is totally hot.
May 12, 2008 at 9:38 pm
Mmmmm .. Mike Patton.
May 13, 2008 at 1:16 pm
I’m glad other people share my Mike Patton obsession. That man is just mm mmm good.