Just look at the message I just got:
Yes, that is his message in its entirety.
What’s good? Hm. Let me give you a brief, non-comprehensive list:
Pizza, turtles, David Sedaris, low-carb bagels with plain cream cheese, horror movies, having lots of good ink pens, crossword puzzles, antibacterial hand gel, payday, a full tank of gas in my car, money, dr. pepper, my local dive bar….
Shall I continue?
I have no idea why people send me such lame stuff.
Of course, I guess a two-word semi-sentence from some local kid is a LOT better than the fake “I’m looking for a soulmate” spams I get.
You know, the ones where someone creates a fake profile of some dude in South Africa or Germany, then hits control + c, then scours Myspace for females [or just uses a bot, i dunno] then control + v’s to his heart’s content.
* not my myspace name.
Hm. Why do dudes always call girls “angel” via their tiresome spam? Well, I guess it’s better than being called “angle” like a former spammer did.
Maybe the problem here is this: I am 28 years old and I have a myspace page.