OK. You know I live in the Southeastern United States and that I, for the most part, love it here.
But lately, I just want to take a week off, get a plane ticket, and fly to Canada.
Why?
Because:
a) it is about 70 degrees there and that, to me, equals awesome
b) I’ve heard Canada is super clean. like SUPER.
c) it’d be a hell of a lot cheaper than Europe, and they probably don’t hate people from the U.S. there as much.
d) did i mention the weather?
e) did i mention that with the heat index it’s about 109 degrees (F) here?
I also heard you can get milk in a bag in Canada. I want to see it.
The Fresh Cracker 
I highly recommend a visit to Canada! We’re clean, we’re mostly polite (you know all those stories you hear about how Canadians apologise for everything – including stuff we didn’t do! Like if you bump someone on a subway, chances are good that they’ll say sorry), and we have colour-coded money!
Plus, if you ever visit western Canada, a great way to make friends is to say “boy, I hate Toronto!” It’s like the magic phrase.
And it’s not 109F here anymore!