Who are you perverts???

Ok. Like many bloggers, I am slightly obsessive when it comes to finding out how people are directed to my database of drivel.

Here are two samples of some recent google searches that have directed folks here:


* i assume that the part you can’t see says “during sex”. as i got a tattoo recently, the artist regaled us with his story of the first time he had sex with his current girlfriend: total squat fart.

as you can see, someone googled “bikinis” and found their way here. fairly benign search term, no? i assume they landed on the photo of my sister and myself wearing our green bikinis and our dad’s workboots/workshoes when we were little.

what is NOT fairly benign, however, is past searches for “little kids in bikinis” that i’ve seen before.

i do not want some pedophile getting his rocks off looking at a photo of me from when i was 2.

with a passy.

and who, pray tell, is karrie kendrick? a porn star, i presume? LK, maybe a relative of yours?

a tip for whoever was caught jilling their boss: either you don’t know what jilling means, or your boss is seriously getting the raw end of the deal.


again, why is someone googling “kids in bikinis”? PEDOPHILE!

and, i had no idea that herman munster ever dressed as a woman. of course, i was never that into the munsters, so i guess it could’ve been part of some crazy plotline.

or not.

and, of course the biggest pervert population of them all [according to the above exact scientific evidence]: people searching for poop/vomit and genital-related videos.


3 thoughts on “Who are you perverts???

  1. thetalkingmonkey says:

    I’ve had the same thing happen over on my blog. The most comical search was “How to build a talking monkey head”. I even posted about it. Some of the searches are amusing, others are scary.

  2. Darling,

    I cannot excplain Karrie Kendrick’s pussy. I do not have any relatives by that name and Sweetie, it’s been so long since I’ve had sex, I’m also pretty doubtful about the pussy part.

    I’m sorry, Cracker.

    You should see the shit they use to find me. My blog was one tracked down once by the phrase “eat me running fist me Hippie Jr”.

    Again, I’m clueless in the how and why department.


  3. bronsonfive says:

    Oh my god. Your search results out-do my search results. Nice.

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