- held a baby. he slept the whole time. and draped his arm over mine like “hey, this is comfy”
- found out that the people at work are doing something for my birthday. WHICH IS TOMORROW. I WILL BE 29. I DO NOT FEEL TWENTY-NINE YEARS OLD. According to most people, I don’t look it, either. I sure as hell don’t act like it.
- the way I found out people at work are doing something for my birthday was to stand at my coworker’s cube, casually glance at her open email portal, and not-on-purpose look for my name. There it was, plain as day “What do y’all think we should do for Thefreshcracker‘s 29th Birthday?” I then brought up my bad eyesight so no one would suspect what I saw.
Also: there is one thing I do, but never discuss with anyone:
Watch ALL movies [even those in English] with subtitles on. And I like it.
And finally: if you want to know what I look like when I’m making an evil face with a Boxer on my chest, here you go: