Ok, so I’m not an IT professional. But sometimes, lately ALL the time, I totally feel like Nick Burns. I get the lamest questions thrown at me, usually by people with “seniority”.
Does it take THAT much effort to click the little blue circle surrounding a question mark that is present in ALL your MS Office applications?
Yes, apparently it is. I’ve even gone so far as to tell someone “Well, I just Googled it,” when they thank me. It escapes them that I’ve basically just told them to do the same thing.
And why, WHYYYYYYYYY do people do things that they think are super helpful without telling me first? Those things usually tend to be the exact opposite: completely inane, utterly useless, and making my job even more tedious.
Even non-IT questions are starting to get to me. I want to scream, “We have a process in place. It is documented. REFER TO THE TEXT.” Well, since RFTM wouldn’t quite work here.
Also: when I descend the staircase here, my knee sounds EXACTLY like someone is ripping open some velcro. I mean EXACTLY. Sometimes the people sitting downstairs look up at me like “WTF?”
As I ASCEND the same stairs, my knee sounds like a little kid snapping.
I would not lie to you.
According to my doctor, the cartilage under my knee is worn down and my thigh muscles are uneven. Or something.