“Let’s see if there’s a Bucky’s around. I could go for a latte.” – A grown man Any person alive should not refer to Starbucks as “Bucky’s.” Ever.
“Dere’s go.” – A former coworker would say this CONSTANTLY instead of “There we go”. Someone has spent a little too much time around her grandkids.
“my ‘rents” – Are you seriously too lazy to fully say the word “parents”? Plus, ” ‘rents ” just sounds stupid.
“cool beans” – I’m sorry, I just have a personal hatred for anyone who uses this term. Where are these beans and why are they so cool?
“chillax” – Are you on your way to the frat house to “bro down” with your homeboys before the kegger tonight?
“liberry”, “valentime’s day”, or “birfday” – if you are over the age of five, you should probably have your dental fricatives down pat. I’m looking at YOU, ex-bosslady.
Anything that is said in a baby-voice or a squeal – there is a FORTY YEAR OLD woman in my office who speaks this way on a daily basis. It makes me want to rip my eardrums to shreds with my scissors.