This weekend I fought a gator

Okay, so I didn’t really “fight” it, per se.  It was more like a “stand at the edge of the pond and take pictures” sort of deal.

Yeah.

He was THIS CLOSE:

It apparently sits so close to the edge of the pond because random doucheknockers keep coming and feeding it. Illegal, bro.

I also saw a garrison flag that basically changed the course of history: did you know that Booth and his conspirators had initially planned to only kidnap Lincoln (I’m assuming for both political and monetary reasons) but their plan was thwarted when Lincoln went to see this particular flag instead of attending a play like originally planned….

*adjusts suspenders, pushes up glasses, snorts like Erkel*

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